May 2012
“I’d say the greatest success that I’ve had in my life is that I never have to be around assholes anymore; that’s better than rich. And rich just means you can just afford any book you want without looking at the price. That, to me, is rich.”
—John Waters - Oyster #94, September 2011
“And if anyone ever boos you off stage, it’s just applause from ghosts!”
—Sharon Needles